Pricing
One price, with every condition beside it.
Nothing renews. There is no subscription you have to remember to cancel.
Trial
Find out cheaply whether it sounds like you.
29 €once
Launch price 29 € · regular price 69 € from 1 January 2027
How the trial ends
- It ends after 7 days, or the moment you hand a match your own WhatsApp or handle, whichever comes first.
- The 29 € is credited against whichever package you take next.
- One trial per person. It does not renew and it does not become a subscription.
Monthly
The normal way in. One month at a time, nothing renews.
149 €a month
Launch price 149 € a month · regular price 249 € a month from 1 January 2027
What you get
- Your account run every day, inside your hours.
- Your voice, written down and corrected by you.
- The panel, with every message it sent.
- The handoff, on the channel you chose.
- Support by e-mail.
How it is billed
- Prepaid time: you buy a period and it runs out.
- Bitcoin or Lightning at checkout.
- No renewal. Nothing is taken again unless you start it.
- No card and no bank.
- No legal name.
Three months
Best valueThe same thing, prepaid for longer.
99 €a month
297 € once, for three months
Launch price 99 € a month · regular price 199 € a month from 1 January 2027
297 € for three months. Three single months at the launch price come to 447 €.
What you get
- Your account run every day, inside your hours.
- Your voice, written down and corrected by you.
- The panel, with every message it sent.
- The handoff, on the channel you chose.
- Support by e-mail.
How it is billed
- Prepaid time: you buy a period and it runs out.
- Bitcoin or Lightning at checkout.
- No renewal. Nothing is taken again unless you start it.
- No card and no bank.
- No legal name.
Bitcoin or Lightning, and you do not need to own bitcoin: pay from Strike, Cash App, Coinbase or Kraken with the money already in the app.
How can I pay?In every package
- The panel, with every message it sent.
- Your hours, your pause switch, your per-match controls.
- Corrections to the voice guide whenever you want them.
Why it costs this
The first conversation, the voice guide and the corrections it takes to sound like you are real hours of real work. That is what you are paying for; the rest only works because of them.
Who this is not for
If one of these is you, we would rather say so now than take the money.
- You want a number of dates promised in advance. We do not promise one.
- You want someone else on the date too. We stop at the introduction.
- You would rather not be asked anything about yourself. The first conversation is the product.
- You are looking for the cheapest option. This is not it.
- You want it to say things you would never say. It writes in your voice or not at all.